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piesmeagol:

gforcejedi:

hannibalthecanibal:

captainofthemoon:

hiddle-batched:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.

Accuracy: You’re doing it right.

accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?

firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive

secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people

thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved

lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?

accuracy matters

i’m gonna cry omg

stripandselltheparts:

son-just-dont:

Hawkeye isn’t badass enough because he uses a bow and arrows?
 
He basically took out the SHIELD Helicarrier with just two.
He blew Loki off his Chitauri bitch-ride with only one.
He shoots at moving targets without looking directly at them and does not miss.
If he can’t shoot you with one, he’ll damn well stab you to death with it instead.
 
So when Hawkeye points an arrow at something and says I GOT THIS…he’s fucking GOT THIS.

caw fucking caw, motherfucker.

stripandselltheparts:

son-just-dont:

Hawkeye isn’t badass enough because he uses a bow and arrows?

 

He basically took out the SHIELD Helicarrier with just two.

He blew Loki off his Chitauri bitch-ride with only one.

He shoots at moving targets without looking directly at them and does not miss.

If he can’t shoot you with one, he’ll damn well stab you to death with it instead.

 

So when Hawkeye points an arrow at something and says I GOT THIS…he’s fucking GOT THIS.

caw fucking caw, motherfucker.

Dogma+Star Wars+the Avengers+Doctor Who+Merlin=coolest/weirdest dream ever

I was walking through Pelham Parkway (a huge stretch of trees and grass between roads in my neighbourhood) to meet a friend, and I felt like I was being followed, so I glanced behind me to see the Shit Monster chasing me.  I ran into a huge, random cave and tried to hide behind a stalagmite.  The cave was really dark, there was no light, even shadows were barely visible, and there was muddy, sticky gunk all over the place, dripping from the ceiling, so I pulled out my blue sonic screwdriver.  With its light, I saw that the Shit Monster was gaining on me, holding a red light saber, and wearing a gun like Chewbacca’s and that there were Mandrake Roots all over the place, hanging from the ceiling and the stalactites, propped up on the stalagmites etc.

So, I continued running straight, but I still couldn’t see very well.  I ran into a wall.  On the floor, I searched desperately for my sonic and thinking, “Jinkies, I’m Velma.”  Instead of the sonic, I found Hawkeye’s bow.  I picked it up as I stood and groaned, “What good is a bow if I don’t have any arrows?”  Then I realised that a quiver was hanging on my back.  Thoroughly confused by this point, I started to load an arrow and aim at the Shit Monster, but he wasn’t in front of me anymore.  I turned around, and he was right behind me.  I started to run again, and this time, I ran straight into Merlin with brilliant orange eyes, ready to do magic.  He sat me down with the sonic for light and then went to kill the Shit Monster.

After, I rode back to Camelot with him on the back of the Great Dragon.  When we arrived, I became Arthur’s ward and Merlin’s apprentice.  The Doctor visited to make sure I was okay, and Hawkeye came for his bow.  Then, I lived happily ever after.

so-spectacular:

sweetbabybucky:

I’m tired of people saying that Black Widow’s suit in the film is impractical, thus it’s only there to make her look sexy, so let’s take a look at her suit and Clint’s suit side by side.

As you can see, it’s the same general make. Tight-fitting to promote agility, dark colours to aid stealth, and made to accommodate their personal weapons of choice. The material looks rather similar in both, so I’m assuming the suits give them the same amount of protection.

If we’re going by some sort of exposure factor, Clint’s suit is much more revealing. He’s got a lot more skin showing.

The only difference I’m seeing here is that Natasha has breasts and Clint doesn’t.

So basically, when people call Natasha a slut/skank based on the “flimsy” suit that she’s wearing but see no fault in the fact that Clint is wearing what looks to be very similar materials, all I’m hearing is, “She has boobs, so she must be a slut/skank.”

In short, get the fuck out of my fandom.