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I literally shouted that at people who left during the first credits when I saw Thor 2.
I was walking through Pelham Parkway (a huge stretch of trees and grass between roads in my neighbourhood) to meet a friend, and I felt like I was being followed, so I glanced behind me to see the Shit Monster chasing me. I ran into a huge, random cave and tried to hide behind a stalagmite. The cave was really dark, there was no light, even shadows were barely visible, and there was muddy, sticky gunk all over the place, dripping from the ceiling, so I pulled out my blue sonic screwdriver. With its light, I saw that the Shit Monster was gaining on me, holding a red light saber, and wearing a gun like Chewbacca’s and that there were Mandrake Roots all over the place, hanging from the ceiling and the stalactites, propped up on the stalagmites etc.
So, I continued running straight, but I still couldn’t see very well. I ran into a wall. On the floor, I searched desperately for my sonic and thinking, “Jinkies, I’m Velma.” Instead of the sonic, I found Hawkeye’s bow. I picked it up as I stood and groaned, “What good is a bow if I don’t have any arrows?” Then I realised that a quiver was hanging on my back. Thoroughly confused by this point, I started to load an arrow and aim at the Shit Monster, but he wasn’t in front of me anymore. I turned around, and he was right behind me. I started to run again, and this time, I ran straight into Merlin with brilliant orange eyes, ready to do magic. He sat me down with the sonic for light and then went to kill the Shit Monster.
After, I rode back to Camelot with him on the back of the Great Dragon. When we arrived, I became Arthur’s ward and Merlin’s apprentice. The Doctor visited to make sure I was okay, and Hawkeye came for his bow. Then, I lived happily ever after.